Two years from twenty. Two years from forty. Millennials are an expansive range of individuals who are as easy to comprehend as a Gordan Ramsay cooking video. Deciphering how to talk to them? Now, you’re adding yet another layer to the hazelnut meringue.

I’m newly 30. I’ve been married for 7 years. I can barely figure out how to use Snapchat. But, being born in 1986 puts me in the same category as those who never knew life without the Internet. Who got cell phones before they were in their double digits. Who have Snapscores of 60K+. I'm a Millennial!?!