Super Bowl Commercial Review: Wendy’s "Cold Storage"
Wendy’s made its first Super Bowl buy since 1984's
"Where's the Beef?", and you never knew you didn’t care so much about fresh beef. Frankly, I feel personally attacked for having frozen hamburger patties in my freezer and not hating it. We’re monsters, America! These ground-up cows deserve better.
While a humorous spectacle, I’m not completely convinced this is the best use of $5 million to get us to care more about fresh beef or about fast food, which has been hurting in recent years. I think my main qualm lies in the messaging itself. The “never frozen” angle has been the forefront of Wendy’s marketing for decades. And I’ve seen a good amount of Wendy’s ads over the years. Yet, I still find myself wondering why I don’t care about fresh beef. And I’m willing to bet I’m not the only one.
Wendy’s made the big spend to show that frozen beef is undesirable. Why not start talking about why that’s the case? Would I be able to tell the difference between a patty that had been frozen and one that has never known the frost of life? If Wendy’s is going to get me to the register, this isn’t going to do it.
If we’re going to talk frozen, talk to me about a chocolate Frosty with French fries dipped in it. When it comes to burgers, I guess I’m just not that picky to care about the temperature of the beef at the fast-food level. Wendy’s had a huge potential to really get people craving a burger again, and all this commercial left me with was the opposite.
Now, their Twitter account is another story. Seeing Wendy’s troll people is the juiciest thing they’ve grilled in years.
Side note: my wife will have to confiscate our blow dryer from me as I attempt a bathroom grilling party.